you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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