I think im going to throw up on grandma
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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