Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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