How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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