New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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