it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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