Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Plan B is the new Plan A
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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