Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I bet he comes in French.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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