i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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