His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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