we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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