I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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