so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
