Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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I need you to use more vowels.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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