does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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