grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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