Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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