Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
