Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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