He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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