she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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