If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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