member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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