yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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