oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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