it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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