just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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