But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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