i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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