Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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