I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just found puke in my bra..
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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