Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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