brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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