Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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