i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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