it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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