everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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