Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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