Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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