If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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