why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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