does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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