DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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