He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize