Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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