you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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