I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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