I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
