Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think I sprained my soul last night
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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