school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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