But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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