we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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