I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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