i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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