i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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