i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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