sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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