Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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