Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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